mah bigg boi

This is my cat Theo. He is a big boi full of fluff, fat and love. When you call out his name he answers calling out your name. He enjoys having long conversations and always wants the last word.

He refuses to clean his butt.

I will not hesitate to murder anything or anyone who would intentionally hurt him. Idk what I'll do if he he leaves us one day, but he insists that as long as the food keeps rolling in he'll be immortal.