I chuckled, then I looked at your vote count and felt like the only guy laughing at a bad standup act.
I figured I’d make this comment so I can feel the eyes in the room burning me before I awkwardly slink back into my chair with a ruined buzz. I’ll be self conscious with you.
22 Comments
DarkCloud@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
Still funny 74 years on.
palordrolap@fedia.io · 34 pts · 1y
Well, they won't last as long as a necklace, but tomorrow's breakfast will be delicious.
maplehill@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
Sluggo can do better.
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 8 pts · 1y
Could also have done worse
surewhynotlem@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Could also have done wurst
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 3 pts · 1y
With his own little sausage
rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Sluggo is lit.
hark@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Even better!
JoYo@lemmy.ml · 6 pts · 1y
sausage is expensive, i bet that amount costs about as much as that necklace
EffortlessEffluvium@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
Add eggs and that’s a marriage proposal
samus12345@lemm.ee · -9 pts · 1y
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I chuckled, then I looked at your vote count and felt like the only guy laughing at a bad standup act.
I figured I’d make this comment so I can feel the eyes in the room burning me before I awkwardly slink back into my chair with a ruined buzz. I’ll be self conscious with you.
samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
I deserve the downvotes, it's a joke in VERY poor taste. Honestly, it's kind of nice to know that so many people here are wholesome enough to hate it.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
I mean, it was in poor taste but I’m shocked the mod removed it. I really don’t like the modern internet. I really, really don’t.
Honytawk@lemmy.zip · 1 pts · 1y
You can always start your own instance.
Welcome to the fediverse!
samus12345@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 1y
Oh, it got removed? Probably for the best. I'm certainly not worried about it.
theangryseal@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Yeah, I guess. It was in bas taste but it was also harmless.
samus12345@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
WHAT WAS THE JOKE???
shortrounddev@lemmy.world · -40 pts · 1y
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
I'd like to see you try interpret a telepathic message this well
andrew_bidlaw@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Poor? Look how many sausages he got!