Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!
Not gonna lie, I didn't know what the word "Prepuce" meant. I googled it in a incognito tab fully expecting this to be one of those this where I get tricked nto searching some super disgusting obscure sex thing. Was pleasantly surprised, then double checked the community name, and felt silly.
Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.
6 Comments
FlyingSquid@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
It was almost certainly not the foreskin of Jesus. Much like most "holy" relics, it's probably a later forgery.
Jimbabwe@lemmy.ml · 9 pts · 3y
Hey buddy, I paid $10k for this black market prepuce and not you, my ex-wife, my estranged children, my former employer or the judge who presided over the divorce are going to convince me it didn’t belong to Jesus Christ, okay?!
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Imagine being God and having to get circumcised.
Dieterlan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
Not gonna lie, I didn't know what the word "Prepuce" meant. I googled it in a incognito tab fully expecting this to be one of those this where I get tricked nto searching some super disgusting obscure sex thing. Was pleasantly surprised, then double checked the community name, and felt silly.
JasonHears@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y
Middle Eastern street vendor to holy crusader: I’ve been saving this for the right crusader, and I can tell you’re the one who should take this once in a lifetime official artifact of Christ. I’ll give you a great deal on it.
HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Look i had this bowl of sliced olives and I'm clumsy and also blind and also hungry.