c/shitposting · by UltraGiGaGigantic@lemmy.ml · 1yAlmost made it 160 points · 7 comments · view on lemmy.world
7 Comments
Beastlygr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Boss makes a dollar while I make a dime. That’s why I always poop on company time.
Empricorn@feddit.nl · 7 pts · 1y
I will poop my pants before I do it at home, for free!
...Why yes, I am an adult. Why do you ask?
BakerBagel@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y
Getting paid to shit, getting paid to wipe. Bwst 45 minutes of my fucking life
anguo@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y
But work doesn't have a bidet.
HyonoKo@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y
I bring my own wet tissues for this reason.
JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
Meme: It's ok.
Meme + title: Beautiful.
rayquetzalcoatl@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is what cigarettes and coffee are for