When you see signs like this you know all is lost

I want to know the back story that made this sign placed there.

I know this is wrong, but death penalty seems a bit harsh.

Not 'can', WILL.

Most sanitary electric dryer

Fun fact: the fixture was originally called a nurinal

I've seen this sort of hand dryers hah

Its not lost. Its in the dryer.

At least it was.

Don't tell me what to do

That's a bold move, Cotton, threatening people with a good time. Let's see how it plays out.

An oorinal.

I see this as an absolute win

Fake news.