It's infinitely worse to be the oldest you'll ever be than the youngest you'll ever be.

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Dying is probably worse than being born, but both kinda suck

You don't usually remember either, so it's basically a moot point.

Plus side, you won't have to worry about it for long.

foggy@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I am never the oldest Ill ever be until I am dead.

I am already older as I finish this post as compared to when I began it.

When I review it later, I'll be older yet.

I am the oldest I've been, but those are different things.

Colonel Sandurz: Everything that happens now, is happening now.

Dark Helmet: What happened to then?

Colonel Sandurz: We passed then.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now. We're at now now.

Dark Helmet: Go back to then.

Colonel Sandurz: When?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: Now?

Dark Helmet: Now.

Colonel Sandurz: I can't.

Dark Helmet: Why?

Colonel Sandurz: We missed it.

Dark Helmet: When?

Colonel Sandurz: Just now.

Dark Helmet: When will then be now?

Colonel Sandurz: Soon.

I'd be pissed if the oldest I reached was 30. 100? Nah I'd be dandy.

iii@mander.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

Why's that?