DOGE is out looking for profitability, which is as much a goal of federal agencies, as hoarding peanut butter is for the Legal or Financial departments, which is to say not at all.
A government's purpose is never to generate profit. It's to make use of the common wealth to improve the lives of its citizens. In a country with so much wealth, and yet the people face so much strife, the government has already failed.
My dog has this huge cow bone that's hollewed out. I fill it with peanut butter and he goes all in on that thing for an hour or until all peanut butter is eliminated
I have some of those bones! They came with filling but once they dogs couldn’t reach it, they became less interested. I’m gonna steal your idea! Thanks!
11 Comments
HawlSera@lemm.ee · 47 pts · 1y
God I'd find this funny... if this wasn't exactly what Elon The Musky Husk was doing irl
jonne@infosec.pub · 37 pts · 1y
I'm assuming they know, and it's a satire of DOGE.
ByteJunk@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
A brilliant one.
DOGE is out looking for profitability, which is as much a goal of federal agencies, as hoarding peanut butter is for the Legal or Financial departments, which is to say not at all.
A government's purpose is never to generate profit. It's to make use of the common wealth to improve the lives of its citizens. In a country with so much wealth, and yet the people face so much strife, the government has already failed.
DOGE is just accelerating the downward spiral.
ripcord@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Doge is not looking for profitability so much as just axing any stuff they don't like or let Elon control.
Sergio@slrpnk.net · 5 pts · 1y
I bet those DOGE bros could stare at that statement for an hour and it still wouldn't make sense to them.
Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
No relation to current political events at all.
ladicius@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Not the slightest relation. Really none.
WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I can see a few parallels, but I'm not sure how peanut butter factors in.
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
My dog has this huge cow bone that's hollewed out. I fill it with peanut butter and he goes all in on that thing for an hour or until all peanut butter is eliminated
w3dd1e@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I have some of those bones! They came with filling but once they dogs couldn’t reach it, they became less interested. I’m gonna steal your idea! Thanks!
cavveman@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 1y
The actual letters in dog translates to died in English. Swedish dog=English died. English dog=Swedish hund.
So, I think it's relevant considering how the dog is killing of branches on the paper.