Any code breakers in here?

This looks like a child's drawing - perhaps their kid's masterpiece? I'd go for that, probably in a smaller version though, this is bold.

"Watch this, I can smoke meth and draw the windows logo with one hand"

It took a while to find the right cipher, but I think it says "so you can get a $5 tattoo gun on temu"

I’m gonna go with, burning the Westboro Baptist Church