I hear catching both at the same time gives you the ability to parse XHTML with regex, and the only winner is the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane
Pretending to be a film with a story, like an actual film. But it's porn.
Versus pretending to be a film about a casting couch or a bang bus. Which is also porn.
lmao, I have barely watched ANY of it. I just have my stack setup to autosnatch dying torrents, and a surprising amount seems to be porn. People, seed your porn, ffs.
Cults often require its members to deprive themselves of "worldly pleasures", and is often being packaged in secular-washed concerns for the outsiders, like "sex addiction".
The otherside is pretty fucking weird, right? "Just so you know, your hero is TOTALLY RAD! Bet you'll change your tune now!" Who are they trying to convince? My grandma?
I wonder if face swap / deep fake is good enough that these were filmed / faked as some sort of attempt at a smear campaign. Tin foil hat of course but I feel like something this 'hot' wouldn't have survived under wraps this long. Everyone watches porn. I know of at least 3 women myself that would have searched that shit on day one. Idk.
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Deconceptualist@lemm.ee · 78 pts · 1y
I heard he was busy filming one that night that healthcare CEO got shot.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Can confirm, I was the fluffer.
toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 16 pts · 1y
Can confirm. I was the backup fluffer. Dude is an insane beast we had to take turns
Tangent5280@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Like workers on a conveyor belt based assembly line except the conveyor belt was the shaft
Delphia@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
Ill do a live re-enactment in court to prove it.
I'm straight as fuck but Ill take a mouth full of that dudes baby batter if it means getting him off... twice.
glitch1985@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Thank you for your service.
MrPoopyButthole@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 61 pts · 1y
Link or it didn't happen
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 52 pts · 1y
BE CAREFUL. I HEARD THEY HAVE A VIRUS THAT MAKES YOU TYPE IN ALL CAPS.
toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
damn at least you get caps. they took mine away with the virus i got. shits annoying af
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Heyitcouldbeworse.Shiftisn'ttheworstkeyonyourkeyboardtoloseaccessto.
toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
wellithinkifoundthesameoneyoufound.fuck.iwonderwhatwouldhappenififindtheonethatgetsmestuckincapswhilei'mstuckinlowercase.whichonewouldwin?
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I hear catching both at the same time gives you the ability to parse XHTML with regex, and the only winner is the One whose Name cannot be expressed in the Basic Multilingual Plane
toxiczombie@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
whatthefuckdoesanyofthatmean
Gustephan@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
https://stackoverflow.com/questions/1732348/regex-match-open-tags-except-xhtml-self-contained-tags
This is the reference, an ancient meme the Cenozoirc period of the internet. As a meme historian it is my duty to share
empireOfLove2@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 32 pts · 1y
I'm going to need a 4k60fps copy of every single one of these films for verification purposes.
prenatal_confusion@feddit.org · 40 pts · 1y
What are cinema style sex tapes?
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 51 pts · 1y
Pretending to be a film with a story, like an actual film. But it's porn.
Versus pretending to be a film about a casting couch or a bang bus. Which is also porn.
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 29 pts · 1y
InvestBurnout@fedia.io · 10 pts · 1y
Japanese pink tapes
TheAlbatross@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 15 pts · 1y
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 34 pts · 1y
jimjam5@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y
Long long maaaaaaaaan
SkyezOpen@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Fuck chi-chan.
DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social · 9 pts · 1y
Chi-chan did nothing wrong. Long long man could, and did, seduce everyone with his longness.
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 13 pts · 1y
Luxembourgian Lime Bandages.
ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
French films.
MapleEngineer@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Fucking legend.
neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 16 pts · 1y
Legend fucking.
werefreeatlast@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Leging fuckend
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 28 pts · 1y
For research purposes, could you give a link to the media so I can download it to my local storage? Asking for a friend.
b161@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 28 pts · 1y
The people wish to review the evidence. 🥵
FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
Cinema style? So like released in theaters?
sik0fewl@lemmy.ca · 14 pts · 1y
They added a vignette in post.
JustZ@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Star wipe....
SmokeytheBeard1@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Dutch angles
omgitsaheadcrab@sh.itjust.works · 20 pts · 1y
Fun but fake
Jarix@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Not fake, just a prophecy
buzz86us@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
What does this have to do with anything? Who cares what he does in his private life
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
This is... real and not for fun?
HasturInYellow@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
Unfortunately, I believe it's a lie made up to smear his name. But damn. Wish it were true.
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 39 pts · 1y
I still don't understand why people think being sexual is bad. If their are two (or more) consenting adult who cares.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 8 pts · 1y
That's why I don't believe the story. If it's true, whoever is holding the tapes could print money right now.
QualifiedKitten@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
What if someone wants to be sexual alone?
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
As long as you are not collecting child or snuff porn to get off to. Go to town on yourself.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 5 pts · 1y
does this justify the ~2.8TB of weird porn I've torrented?
MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I won't yuck your yum.
coldsideofyourpillow@lemmy.cafe · 2 pts · 1y
lmao, I have barely watched ANY of it. I just have my stack setup to autosnatch dying torrents, and a surprising amount seems to be porn. People, seed your porn, ffs.
shplane@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
I mean, it’s pretty clear in the Bible. Jesus says “You touch the peepee? Straight to hell.” No getting around that.
ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Cults often require its members to deprive themselves of "worldly pleasures", and is often being packaged in secular-washed concerns for the outsiders, like "sex addiction".
Nosavingthrow@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
The otherside is pretty fucking weird, right? "Just so you know, your hero is TOTALLY RAD! Bet you'll change your tune now!" Who are they trying to convince? My grandma?
Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y
I guess it's all about perception. To me, it seems like a lie created by his supporters to make him seem larger than life.
Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 10 pts · 1y
It was printed by some right wing rag that thinks this doesn't make him sound way cooler.
FurtiveFugitive@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y
Your outtie starred in many cinema-style sex tapes and has many fans.
Th3D3k0y@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Thank you Ms Casey
meyotch@slrpnk.net · 3 pts · 1y
Don’t you have a dentist appointment?
Bosht@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
I wonder if face swap / deep fake is good enough that these were filmed / faked as some sort of attempt at a smear campaign. Tin foil hat of course but I feel like something this 'hot' wouldn't have survived under wraps this long. Everyone watches porn. I know of at least 3 women myself that would have searched that shit on day one. Idk.
homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Well if it's bullshit, what the fuck
er, so to speak.
dadapop@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
it was a cruel joke to play on us all.