me_irl

Exercise also helps you cope with stress and makes you happier. Get ripped guys.

I’m going to physically exercise my right to lay down

I exercise my left arm quite frequently.

That one is hidden behind Marge's head

And maybe injured, if you're depressed, desperate, and end up going hard without being careful.

but it offsets the binge eating disorder I developed as a coping mechanism for emotional distress

I regularly checked 5 of those boxes for a few years. I just slowly cooled my roll and now I occasionally participate in a few of those things.

You trust me to do them in a healthy way??

While your prostate will thank you, it's an 'unearned' dopamine rush that convinces you that you did something good for the day. It can psychologically reinforce negative behavior and have you get complicit with your surroundings and make positive change harder. But that's true for all coping.

Wastes a lot of time if you do it a tone. And one can hurt themselves if they do it constantly (several hours a day?) and rub it raw.

May I interest you in heroin and promiscuity instead then?

There's got to be an upper limit on how often it should be done though right?