c/lemmyshitpost · by Boris_Johnson@geddit.social · 3y

Guys I’m sorry I have to

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24 Comments

L26@ttrpg.network · 21 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Promise?

Boris_Johnson@geddit.social · 6 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Yes

lowleveldata@programming.dev · 6 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Now you have to do it if he doesn't

wheelie@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

I'll do it. Got a feather and all.

Boris_Johnson@geddit.social · 1 pts · 3y

I had delays

Kolanaki@yiffit.net · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

It's been 7 minutes and my butthole has yet to be tickled. I demand this to be rectumfied.

Mr_Blott@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

You expected someone called Boris Johnson to deliver a promise?

Boris_Johnson@geddit.social · 1 pts · 3y

Exactly

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 13 pts · 3y

Don't threaten us with a good time.

pomodoro_longbreak@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 3y

Me: tidies up and lights some candles

dorumon@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

Please tickle my butthole.

Norgur@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Good. My butthole is itching like hell, I need a good scratch down there.

usualsuspect191@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What about your buthole though?

Norgur@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Donated that years ago.

Puffymumpkins@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 3y

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SpermGoobler@lemmy.blue · 2 pts · 3y (3 replies)

https://youtu.be/GCewuQB6j2U

unreachable@lemmy.my.id · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

https://youtube.com/shorts/tCkGAfNHygw

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jerome@kbin.social · 2 pts · 3y

I also didn't repost it within 6 mins.

pewgar_seemsimandroid@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 2 pts · 3y

give up reminants of live leak go back to the item fix thing it's LiveLeak 2

Dragontre@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 3y

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unreachable@lemmy.my.id · 1 pts · 3y (1 reply)

https://youtube.com/shorts/tCkGAfNHygw

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jannis@feddit.de · 1 pts · 3y

No worries, Boris. It's just Rishi ticketing your butt.

shitpost@doom.broker · 1 pts · 2y