Shut up, man
--President of the United States, Joe Biden
Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.
Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶
Do you have to politely request at times?
Yes. Sometimes you got to say please.
Sometimes you got to say hey!
Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
He was so real for saying that.
Cum on man
What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak
And I've never sexually harassed anyone... I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.
"When you get angry at your dick because you're on Viagra yet can't nut"
Joe's ready to break some hips...his or Jill's.
This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey
Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.
/s if it wasn't obvious.
I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s
It's good to be the king.
he was so real for saying that
Fucked my hopes and dreams.
Yeah, he likes to fuck the American people real hard.
who downvoted this?
21 Comments
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 45 pts · 3y
--President of the United States, Joe Biden
StinkySnork@kbin.social · 35 pts · 3y
Sometimes you gotta make some love. And fuckin give her some smooches too.
voodooattack@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
Sometimes you got to squeeze… 🎶
esadatari@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Do you have to politely request at times?
Baphomet_The_Blasphemer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
Yes. Sometimes you got to say please.
Mr_Dr_Oink@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y
Sometimes you got to say hey!
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 16 pts · 3y
fence_prude@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 3y
Where is r/DarkBrandon when you need it 😣
ialvoi@feddit.de · 12 pts · 3y
You don't always have to fuck her hard
In fact sometimes that's not right to do
you got to make some love
And fuckin' give her some smooches too
art@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y
He was so real for saying that.
half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Cum on man
bignuts700@pawb.social · 1 pts · 3y
What if instead of joe biden it was joe freak
GiantRascal@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
And I've never sexually harassed anyone... I prefer to think of it as sensual harassment.
DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
"When you get angry at your dick because you're on Viagra yet can't nut"
Joe's ready to break some hips...his or Jill's.
Fish@midwest.social · 6 pts · 3y
This is a quote from 50 Shades of Grey
JusticeForPorygon@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 3y
Bout time we have a president that fucks, tired of all this love bullshit.
/s if it wasn't obvious.
TokenBoomer@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y
I don’t think that’s a real tweet. /s
thelastknowngod@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
It's good to be the king.
darcy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 3y
he was so real for saying that
w00tabaga@lemm.ee · 0 pts · 3y
Fucked my hopes and dreams.
jimmydoreisalefty@lemmus.org · -9 pts · 3y
Yeah, he likes to fuck the American people real hard.
darcy@sh.itjust.works · -2 pts · 3y
who downvoted this?