It tastes... clear

I read something, probably on Reddit, about how during TV interviews they record several seconds of "silence" in the same room as the interview because during editing if they want to remove something, they can't just zero out the audio, that's TOO silent and doesn't sound right. Instead they overwrite the sound with this silence and it sounds more natural.

The flavor of water is the background silence that's not nothing.

Tastes like default

It's like unflavored, uncolored, decaffeinated, uncarbonated Diet Coke.

If vacuum had a texture

Wet.

Tastes like H2O

Clear liquidy gold. Makes my insides feel nice and lubricated.

Liquidy and wet with notes of dissolved minerals.

Fresh

Lately, I have been calling it “dog sweat”. Ours has a terrible taste recently. I am assuming it is drought related.

Wet

Smooth and refreshing

it's like the antithesis of taste, though not quite nothingness

A colorless and odorless chemical compound, often known as Dihydrogen Monoxide (DHMO), the silent killer.

Good water tastes like nothing

Anti-stiff

Vellam

I'm so glad this popped up on my homepage so I can be reminded to block this community early.

I'm happy for you people that you've found a community to reinforce the habit of drinking water, like normal humans do instinctually every day, since you evidently needed to be reminded? Be well. Don't forget to breathe air too. And sleep when the sun goes down.