Yup. Consider the role of NORAD and the missile defense shield. USA is not only a poorly run meth lab, but it also provides armed security for the whole building.
As someone that lives above a meth-lab, that's a pretty good analogy. One day I'm selling my old car to them and we're shooting the shit, the next they're banging on my door at 3 AM saying they're gonna fucking kill me for literally no reason.
Canada doesn't know what it's missing. We have our problems too though, we followed everyone else and took lead out of gasoline, it just doesn't taste the same anymore...
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smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works · 54 pts · 1y
Oh man, if it were only a meth lab.
dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Yup. Consider the role of NORAD and the missile defense shield. USA is not only a poorly run meth lab, but it also provides armed security for the whole building.
TommySoda@lemmy.world · 40 pts · 1y
As someone that lives above a meth-lab, that's a pretty good analogy. One day I'm selling my old car to them and we're shooting the shit, the next they're banging on my door at 3 AM saying they're gonna fucking kill me for literally no reason.
Rampsquatch@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y
That do be how it feels
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
i_dont_want_to@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 10 pts · 1y
YEAH WE ALL GOT COLDS DOWN HERE TOO.
FauxLiving@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Would you mind grabbing me a box of Sudafed, man?
rockerface@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
I live next to a meth lab whose resident inherited a pyrotechnics warehouse
ShaggySnacks@lemmy.myserv.one · 9 pts · 1y
Canada "I live in a single room above a meth lab, and below another meth lab."
Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Frank Grimes?
sh__@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Canada doesn't know what it's missing. We have our problems too though, we followed everyone else and took lead out of gasoline, it just doesn't taste the same anymore...
::: spoiler Tap for spoiler Keep it up Canada :::
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y
We’ve felt that for as long as I’ve been alive at the very least.
eru@mouse.chitanda.moe · 2 pts · 1y
sounds about right