Why can't you just be normal?

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18 Comments

LuckingFurker@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 33 pts · 1y

MeatPilot@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

RangerAndTheCat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 7 pts · 1y

ಠ_ಠ

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (7 replies)

How do you train your dog like this?

Asking for a friend.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I believe step number one is to acquire a cockapoo.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

And here I was sure it involved peanut butter.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

“It puts the peanut butter on the bone or it gets the hose.”

Addv4@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Problems arise when you have a dog that would greatly prefer the hose to the peanut butter.

ickplant@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Addv4@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Don't forget the inevitable zoomies that preclude the eating of the evil water snake. Seriously, I have to put up my dog every time I wash my car, and she whines the whole time.

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Interesting choice of words.

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (5 replies)

This raises a valid point. Why is the default bone shape an elliptic cylinder with two symmetrical nodules at each end. Even as a kid (in the 1980s) I noticed this was weird, since no bone we take meat off of or have in our body looks like that.

Goretantath@lemm.ee · 12 pts · 1y

?? I just searched bones and joints look like this description, two nodules on the end of a stick.

HappyFrog@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

bone

uriel238@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 1y

This is a much cooler (and much more 3D) bone than the two nodules at each end flat bone.

I get that they flattened it to make it cheaper to stamp, but still. I'm counting at least three peaks at the top.

John_Blund@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Humerus?

abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Hilarious!

eqslcv@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

That dawg gay af