Looks like they're using the shit they find in Donnie's diaper.

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Shadow@lemmy.ca · 26 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Did trump himself price these? The 3 pack is more expensive than 3 singles.

cygnus@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 1y

If MAGAs could do math they would be very upset.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

That's the special, bigger package, with extra package! That one REALLY shows how much you love trump!

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
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Lucky13@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The extra charge is for the bigger picture of Dear Leader.

HikingVet@lemmy.ca · 4 pts · 1y

That is on brand.

Mutterwitz@discuss.tchncs.de · 25 pts · 1y (3 replies)

The single 1.7 oz bar costs 3.99 and a pack of 3 costs 12.99?

MAGA pricing I guess...

Also wondering why they called the big one Mega Bar instead of MAGA Bar

Lucky13@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Because they're stupid.

And009@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

Missed opportunity, could've won the award for most racist chocolate in 2025

EmpathicVagrant@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

And that’s still only 5.1oz, the mega bar is comparatively very cheap only $1/33 an oz

RejZoR@lemmy.ml · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Would be super ironic if it was made in Canada using cocoa from South America...

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

With the American recipe from Hersheys that tastes like vomit.

courageousstep@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I bet it’s that shit chocolate that tastes like chemicals and is dyed brown. The same stuff you find in cheap, premade Easter baskets.

bouncing_blob@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y

Mmmm hydrogenated palm oil

Iamsqueegee@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y

What store is this displayed in!

Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

Most Americans would let the president fuck their partners.

Cuck cuck cuck cuck cuck

Thatuserguy@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

The real crime here is not calling the big bar the "Maga Bar". Like come on, stupidity of this aside, the joke was right fucking there.

A_norny_mousse@feddit.org · 6 pts · 1y

I struggle to imagine that somebody would put one of those on the coffee table when they're entertaining guests.

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

I would put these facing out against a window. Maybe lose the AC for an hour or so.

tdawg@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Steal one just so you can throw it away

Fluffy_Ruffs@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

4 bucks for a single chocolate bar? What a rip off for what is likely run of the mill trash chocolate. There couldn't possibly be a better spokesperson on the wrapper.

Lucky13@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Yeah but it's got a picture of Trump on it.

Treczoks@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

When their welfare check no longer comes, his fans will no longer be able to afford such stuff.

Lucky13@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

But they'll still blame someone else.

Asfalttikyntaja@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 1y

I’m sure they will blame it on Biden and Obama.

Bakkoda@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Emolument Bars

Akasazh@feddit.nl · 2 pts · 1y

I want to see the sale figures on this

bouncing_blob@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y

Did that one on the right gain sentience and yeet itself off the top shelf?

JigglySackles@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Need to get the space heater near that display....