You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.
But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.
36 Comments
zippythezigzag@lemm.ee · 76 pts · 1y
My wife said "you could put 2 in one hole if you weren't a coward".
JayleneSlide@lemmy.world · 18 pts · 1y
"Anything is a dildo if you're brave enough."
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
Sounds to me like she was trying to tell you something.
lemmefixdat4u@lemmy.world · 37 pts · 1y
You've got more than three. There's the A-hole, P-hole, V-hole, M-hole, two N-holes, and two E-holes. Then there are the manufactured holes: two H-holes when you make a fist, a TT-hole if you squeeze them together, a BB-hole if you're on the heavy side, and two T-holes for those with foot fetishes. There are up to 3 bonus holes if you have one or more of the various medical stoma, and two extra bonus holes if you're blind and have prosthetic eyes.
But you can get by with only one if you tie those sausages together end-to-end.
GreenKnight23@lemmy.world · 31 pts · 1y
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 14 pts · 1y
refurbishedrefurbisher@lemmy.sdf.org · 3 pts · 1y
This hole. It's... made for me.
TediousTasks@lemmy.world · 22 pts · 1y
DVDA
deadkennedy@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 1y
NOW YOU’RE A MAN! A MAN MAN MAN!
Burninator05@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Great, now they need another sausage.
shyguyblue@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
This is the way
tpihkal@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y
imvii@lemmy.ca · 10 pts · 1y
She pushed the sausage in her vagina and then another in her anus.
The sausage in her anus said "Holy shit! It's tight in here."
The one in her vagina looked surprised and said "Holy shit! A talking sausage!"
JaymesRS@literature.cafe · 10 pts · 1y
There was a man named Quagmire that is said to have discovered a Fourth Hole.
FlihpFlorp@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Right there at the knee
But you have to believe it’s there
eqslcv@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y
Damn girl, eat one at least idk
al_Kaholic@lemmynsfw.com · 7 pts · 1y
Two girls can easily share and be air tight?
Boxscape@lemmy.sdf.org · 11 pts · 1y
Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y
Skill issue.
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Everyone gets horny enough to fill the hole in their stomachs eventually
tatann@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y
DVDA
rovingnothing29@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Cruxifux@feddit.nl · 4 pts · 1y
Have you never heard of double anal?
RymrgandsDaughter@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
maybe the holes we have are just the friends we made along the way
moody@lemmings.world · 2 pts · 1y
Maybe the sausages are the friends we made along the way
Creosm@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
A spare for if you're feeling confident today
Darkassassin07@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
3 holes and 2 hands. If anything, you're a weiner short...
MyNameIsRichard@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
Nostrils
Toneswirly@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
An extra in case you accidentally bite the first one.
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 3 pts · 1y
The only limiting factor is imagination and pain tolerance
miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 2 pts · 1y
One of the uses of 'bound feet' was as an orafice.
j4k3@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Otorhinolaryngologist rule
bigboismith@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Ear
BreadOven@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
( ͡ʘ ͜ʖ ͡ʘ)
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
devfuuu@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Clearly someone hasn't heard about TAP.
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 1 pts · 1y
It's just like a "baker's dozen."
abcdqfr@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y