"But fElon, why exactly did the truck catch fire?"
"Well, a pebble hit it."
"A pebble hit it?"
"A pebble hit the battery."
"Is that unusual?"
"Oh yeah. A pebble? On the road? Chance in a million!"
This makes me wish I got a picture of a burned swastikar in my area last summer. I walked by it so many times while walking my brother's dogs but not once did I think to get a picture. If I had known it was one before it was on the news, I definitely would have saved a picture for rainy days.
19 Comments
Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 61 pts · 1y
The fun part is we don’t know if it was arson or a technical fault
shininghero@pawb.social · 33 pts · 1y
"But fElon, why exactly did the truck catch fire?"
"Well, a pebble hit it."
"A pebble hit it?"
"A pebble hit the battery."
"Is that unusual?"
"Oh yeah. A pebble? On the road? Chance in a million!"
kingofras@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
Calling @SenatorCollins@aussie.zone
Curious how this may affect the environment.
DmMacniel@feddit.org · 1 pts · 1y
we better tow it beyond the environment.
Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Probably Ukraine's fault no?
haroldfinch@feddit.nl · 22 pts · 1y
Or I don't know, "if it burns, we can destroy it".
Furbag@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
"Fire kills everything"
Jesus_666@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y
Nah, sorry, I disagree. Cybertrucks are ugly even as wrecks.
nodiratime@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
What wrecks? They are in pristine condition. As functional as a new one!
Flyswat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y
I didn't know they also came in blue and green.
Etterra@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y
You have to heat treat them.
SGforce@lemmy.ca · 12 pts · 1y
Bet the dealerships get on board for the insurance payout
thatradomguy@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
I think I finally understand art. lol
heavydust@sh.itjust.works · 9 pts · 1y
Look at those peaceful cybertrucks, living in the moment.
swag_money@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
d-d-double kill
Ceruleum@lemmy.wtf · 5 pts · 1y
Burn it all down.
saphiron@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
This brings me great joy
Chivera@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Perfection
AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
This makes me wish I got a picture of a burned swastikar in my area last summer. I walked by it so many times while walking my brother's dogs but not once did I think to get a picture. If I had known it was one before it was on the news, I definitely would have saved a picture for rainy days.