How is "Tech CEO" even a job?

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Enkers@sh.itjust.works · 79 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Spend money on public services? 🀚😑

Tax breaks for the rich? πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜Š

casmael@lemm.ee · 7 pts · 1y

I like money! πŸ‘ˆπŸ˜Š

You can’t have any βœ‹πŸ˜‘

Sgt_choke_n_stroke@lemmy.world · 68 pts · 1y

I need 5 bullet point email from each doge employee telling me what they accomplished

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 24 pts · 1y (15 replies)

I voted for Trump because he’s fiscally responsible and he’s going to make the economy great again!

earphone843@sh.itjust.works · 31 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I'm not sure how anyone took this comment as being serious.

Oisteink@feddit.nl · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I’m not sure how you could be surprised.

earphone843@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

I occasionally forget people are dumb. It's been too long since I worked on an IT Helpdesk.

JayDee@lemmy.sdf.org · 10 pts · 1y

When SatansMaggotyCumFart says something, I take it dead serious.

casmael@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Slash s slash s slash s slash s 🎸 🎩 s 🎸 🎩 s

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 0 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Because he is a known troll

SatansMaggotyCumFart@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

What are the two top reasons people voted for Trump?

DontTreadOnBigfoot@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y

Oof. Poes Law strikes again...I hope

dephyre@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

Well, obviously anyone who filed for Bankruptcy 6 times is very responsible.

thefartographer@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

Lol, I don't know if you forgot your "/s" on purpose, but good luck. You've already received one death threat in under 10 minutes.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · -6 pts · 1y (4 replies)
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Stez827@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Homie chill I'm like 60% sure he's being sarcastic which isn't that high of a percentage but still more than 50

MelodiousFunk@slrpnk.net · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I'm 100% sure. Poe's law once again showing that /s tags are still relevant.

Lucky13@lemmy.world · -3 pts · 1y

This guy posts troll shit all day here. No poe, just asshole.

ThePantser@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

He is a known troll, check post history.

alexc@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Cash a check for $33B?

Lucky13@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

But Musk delights the nation with his whimsical t shirts in the Oval Office.