c/programmerhumor · by abbadon420@lemm.ee · 3yoldscool-os 110 points · 10 comments · view on lemmy.world
10 Comments
NoughtE@lemmy.world · 38 pts · 3y
Operating systems are for casuals. My user interface is Assembly.
hellfire103@sopuli.xyz · 27 pts · 3y
Assembly is bloat. Real programmers manually enter machine code onto punchcards with a pencil.
Krafting@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 3y
Pencils are bloated, I use me own blood for that.
metaStatic@kbin.social · 21 pts · 3y
I just rub my feet on the carpet and use the static electricity to flip bits in ram btw.
fucking casuals.
Norgur@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
A carpet is bloat! I use a tiny spec of aluminium foil and rub it onto my cpu to flip it's switches.
veng@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 3y
I don't even use a computer, I just hunt fish
Jmr@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y
Really? That's inefficient. I personally just drink all the water in the pond and eat all the fishes with it. 2in1
cfx_4188@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 3y
Fish can be bloated, too.
Lux@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 3y
https://xkcd.com/378/
Anticorp@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 3y
I already deployed my code while these "real programmers" were arguing about what to use. I'm getting a bonus in January. :)