I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That's a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they're built all along our interstate system!
You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don't even have to go outside!
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka "dentists". Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that???? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
18 Comments
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 35 pts · 1y
Crisco?
NegativeLookBehind@lemmy.world · 47 pts · 1y
ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
This explains a lot about the world we live in today
Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 2 pts · 1y
Crizurp
DrFistington@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Yeah fureal. Even Jay-Z does it
kn33@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y
I'm assuming meant to symbolize fried food
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 12 pts · 1y
I thought it might be a sex thing
pennomi@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Fuck_u_spez_@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 1y
SchmidtGenetics@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Wouldn’t the fried food already symbolize that though?
CidVicious@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Seems to be crisco branded oil, and not crisco vegetable shortening. Presumably for deep frying.
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca · 2 pts · 1y
It's for penis butt.
deegeese@sopuli.xyz · 6 pts · 1y
THANKS!
Holyginz@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y
I really want to know what's special about the Crisco
GrumpyDuckling@sh.itjust.works · 22 pts · 1y
You never shot up some cris?
not3ottersinacoat@lemmy.ca · 15 pts · 1y
spaffel@spaffel.social · 10 pts · 1y
I have a McDonalds a Shop where I can buy cigarettes and redbull in a radius of 500 meters from my home. I can’t stop because its yo easy not to
Lv_InSaNe_vL@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
I gotta introduce you to the American rest stop. That's a gas station and fast food places combined into one building. And they're built all along our interstate system!
You go in, order your food, and get your red bull and cigs while you wait and you don't even have to go outside!
ameancow@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y
Dorkyd68@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
I needed my wisdom teeth pulled, started smoking crack instead of paying those con artists aka "dentists". Anyways i was in crazy pain cuz my wisdom teeth were on the move. Started smoking crack and them hoes fell out all on they own. And my dentist wanted like 2k for that???? Like yeah no thanks ill take the crack
Speaking of which, any of yall got any crack??? Will pay in handies
HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Zenokh@lemmy.ml · 7 pts · 1y