Computers may be twice as fast as they were in 1973, but the average voter is as drunk and stupid as ever. The only one who's changed is me. I've become more bitter and, let's face it, crazy over the years. And when I'm swept into office, I'll sell our children's organs to zoos for meat, and I'll go into people's houses at night and wreck up the place!
8 Comments
Ganbat@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 18 pts · 1y
Unga bunga brain not understand why Futurama Nixon quote on Immortal picture.
wazoobi@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y
j4k3@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Once upon a time I was a nobody. Now I run as anybody. Tomorrow I become somebody.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
Day after tomorrow? Demoted back to nobody.
Slovene@feddit.nl · 3 pts · 1y
Don't mind me, I'm just a busybody.
Jiggle_Physics@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
Oh, I am SO minding you now
KingJalopy@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y
Which isn't for everybody
Kusimulkku@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Dalai-lamai'ing your way out of term limits