c/ask · by CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 1yYou get to choose one superpower, what do you choose? I'm going with teleportation, I hate driving and public transport 15 points · 21 comments · view on lemmy.world
21 Comments
DistressedDad@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 1y
Super Power? LOL bruh, I just want to be cured of my crippling depression and low self-esteem.
But really, healing super powers tho would be cool. Because it seems like a lot of people need healing now, both mentally and physically.
ItsJannnneee@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
The ability to never accidentally say something stupid
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 1y
Easy, just intentionally say stupid things all the time
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 1 pts · 1y
It's the dream!
peaches@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y
To be able to remove ignorance from people
phlegmy@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
That's probably the least possible of all the superpowers listed here.
dumblederp@aussie.zone · 1 pts · 1y
Probably just that head exploding chick from The Boys. Ignorance removed.
tenchiken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 5 pts · 1y
The ability to manipulate matter at the subatomic level, with explicit accuracy and knowledge.
From there, I'd be able to pretty much solve any problem.
Enemy? Turn them to goo. Or brain hemorrhage. Or invert their genitals. Explosive toenails. Literally shit for brains. Boobs on the head.
Sick? Convert the virus to vitamins or something.
Hungry? Food.
Solve pollution.
Aging? Reverse oxidants etc...
DigitalDruid@lemmy.sdf.org · 2 pts · 1y
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y
For me, there's no answer but a healing factor. Anything else, here in the real world, is sub par in the long term.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 4 pts · 1y
Boring but prudent. You seem like my kind of person.
southsamurai@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y
NGL though, I would jam knives through my hands and cosplay wolverine
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
I totally support you on this
dumblederp@aussie.zone · 5 pts · 1y
Time manipulation.
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 3 pts · 1y
Think of all the sleep you'd get
Forester@pawb.social · 5 pts · 1y
Ability to reassemble atoms and bonds at will.
I mean I've literally just solved resource scarcity.
Boomkop3@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 1y
No longer needing sleep or a consistent diet
TootSweet@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
I mean, is omnipotence off the table?
CheeseToastie@lazysoci.al · 2 pts · 1y
/thread this is the answer
Crashumbc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Probably full on self healing like wolverine or deadpool.
Mbingu@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y
To remain individualistic in a secluded society
Glytch@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
Technomancy: control over machines and electronics
I'd use it for selfish reasons:
Insurance claims getting denied? "Oh! the system says that's an approved procedure"
Low on funds? That ATM over there is vomiting cash
Need to sneak into a place? The cameras are showing a normal empty hallway
Credit card debt? Not when the system shows that you paid it off already