My name is Hanes. I wish you the best.

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DarkSirrush@lemmy.ca · 24 pts · 1y (5 replies)

That's a real Terry Pratchett-esque quote right there.

kbotc@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Throw in some misspellings and I would have sworn it was Winnie the Pooh.

lime@feddit.nu · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

pooh doesn't wear underwear though

kbotc@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Which makes it all the more Pooh-esque.

Telorand@reddthat.com · 2 pts · 1y

My English teacher used to do variations on this joke.

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I wholeheartedly approve

Fizz@lemmy.nz · 11 pts · 1y

I wish I was this mentally strong

lugal@sopuli.xyz · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Who else would adress you with "self"? No need to check the underwear, weirdo

unemployedclaquer@sopuli.xyz · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Self, how’s your pants situation? You clothed?

Self: I bathed and changed my trousers within the last millennium. Fuck off

SirSamuel@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

*bugger off

^millennium ^hand ^and ^shrimp

trashgirlfriend@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

Object oriented programming gone mad