"I finally found someone to bring me to America!" I had told my family excitedly.

It's only after he slipped me a calmant and dragged me to a tub full of ice that I realized he only planned to bring the vital parts of me.

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Adeptus7@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y

Well, at least your heart and guts will be living in some rich man's mansion :)