My legs forgot how to leg

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That's how you get hemorrhoids

UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

How about this - you go to the toilet when you actually want to shit, and doomscroll comfortably somewhere else?

People who don't have kids be like

I do remember though. The before times, the long long ago ...

Pinchin’ one off for my homies

Homie, enjoy your incoming hemorrhoid, you've earned it.

jaybone@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is that Jean Luc Picard in a three piece suit?

No, it's Jean Luc Picard in a Professor X costume.

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