How was your week in the US?

If you're up for it, respond with an image/GIF summarizing your week. Explain it, or let other people guess the meaning. Here's mine

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65 Comments

SaltSong@startrek.website · 30 pts · 1y (5 replies)

OpenStars@discuss.online · 15 pts · 1y

For NOW...

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m_f@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y (3 replies)

You just discovered that some people enjoy holding hands (in public!) and this has shocked you to your core.

SaltSong@startrek.website · 6 pts · 1y

Oh my stars! How disgraceful.

gandalf_der_12te@discuss.tchncs.de · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

still waiting for your pfp to load >-<

m_f@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

It's going to knock your socks off when it does

superkret@feddit.org · 28 pts · 1y (2 replies)

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y

Your friend tried to get you to try new pizza toppings, but you only like pepperoni so you picked off everything else.

m_f@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y

You're a soil scientist that replicated an important study about erosion and fault lines.

hilliard@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (2 replies)

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y

That damn mosquito kept you awake all night.

m_f@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

You had an eye exam and couldn't even read the first line because you're legally blind.

TropicalDingdong@lemmy.world · 19 pts · 1y (3 replies)

m_f@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You discovered that Hell is real, but only Muppets have souls and can go there

OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y

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OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

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toomanypancakes@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y (3 replies)

m_f@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You and @OpenStars@discuss.online had the greatest romance of all time:

https://discuss.online/post/17496263/14542411

OpenStars@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

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OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

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kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

m_f@discuss.online · 8 pts · 1y

There's no AI behind chatgpt, it's just you typing really fast, and this is what it looks like when you're busy.

TheKracken@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (2 replies)

OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

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m_f@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

You discovered that Nicole the Fediverse Chick isn't really a Polish girl from Toronto

Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

m_f@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

Your career as a crash test dummy was exciting, but brief

Ffkhrocks@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (1 reply)

m_f@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y

You got distracted at an orgy, looked around, and realized that everyone was facing away from you

jgrim@discuss.online · 10 pts · 1y (3 replies)

a lot of crazy stuff hapened in a weeks time

OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

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m_f@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You just realized that it wasn't really Microsoft technical support that you gave root access to on discuss.online

jgrim@discuss.online · 9 pts · 1y

Crying in shower

ObtuseDoorFrame@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Awful. All this extra societal stress is causing absurd levels of muscle soreness. Everything hurts. We are no longer a democracy and, being autistic, I am a target.

m_f@discuss.online · 11 pts · 1y

Yeah, things are not looking great, but @SaltSong@startrek.website captures my attitude pretty well with this image:

Hoping that the MAGAts turn on Musk/Trump like the hyenas from the Lion King when consequences start happening, but in the meantime that's my vibe 👆

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Keep in mind that everyone is a target. You will most likely slip through the cracks.

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

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P00ptart@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

OpenStars@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

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m_f@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

You are the tomato at the bottom of the produce drawer, greeting the new groceries

kersploosh@sh.itjust.works · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You learned to dance a haka, but you have all the coordination of Elaine from Seinfeld.

Edit: sorry, this sounds a bit more dickish than I intended.

m_f@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y

No, it's entirely true. It doesn't matter though because it intimidates my enemies regardless

PillowTalk420@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Not anywhere close to as good as it is for the girl in the gif.

m_f@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

She just found out that it's legal to drink ketchup straight from the bottle

OpenStars@discuss.online · 7 pts · 1y

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OpenStars@discuss.online · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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Edit: I was gonna go with my favorite gif (below), but I didn't want people to think that I was like... crazy or something!? :-P

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m_f@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You spent the week being a fabulous person and a productive member of society and you are not behind me right now as I type this

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

That you kno- uh I mean yeah, right! 👍

(Edit: I had an image but the proxy kept breaking it, so removed. If it helps, it was to https://preview.redd.it/may-i-remind-you-its-going-to-be-2024-in-3-months-v0-a7eutt27egmb1.jpg?auto=webp&s=d66f0c58b94e02e6fbe67fb7ac316a025c7fb848)

Beetschnapps@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (6 replies)

I cried I wept I lost my mind…

OpenStars@discuss.online · 4 pts · 1y (4 replies)

This may cheer you up:

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Beetschnapps@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This made it worse! The closing tide…

OpenStars@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y (2 replies)

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Beetschnapps@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I do want to hug that lil guy

OpenStars@discuss.online · 1 pts · 1y

Seems appropriate somehow:

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m_f@discuss.online · 2 pts · 1y

I lost my mind

Fine presidential material right there 🫡

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y (3 replies)

Me reading the k8s docs

OpenStars@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

She all grown up now!?

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m_f@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You received divine inspiration about Life, the Universe, and Everything, but it was in Welsh, which you don't speak.

Semi_Hemi_Demigod@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Close enough!

Aggravationstation@feddit.uk · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

You took ecstasy?

OpenStars@discuss.online · 5 pts · 1y

(from earlier in 2024)

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m_f@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

Or did ecstasy take me? 🤔

Gradually_Adjusting@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

m_f@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y

You had a near death experience and got a swirly from Jock Jesus

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 1 pts · 1y