Can't be anything else.

So many times I feel bad for the doctor. Worst one I went in and was freaked out, my chest was in pain and I was rushed into see the doc. Few questions later...

Yeah you have heartburn.

Oh. I had never experienced it before, it was just scary and they always say that anything chest related have it checked out! Then anxiety piles on and there you have it, a stupid trip to urgent care.

I'm sorry doc, I wasted your time.

I've been having a ton of chest pain lately, mostly from stress. It's been freaking me out because normally stress doesn't cause me to have chest pain.

If I die, at least I enjoyed the memes ig.

That's me whenever any random pain happens. Although my gut is constantly in agony and doctors have no idea what's happening.

Actually, it's more likely that you'll start to feel stomach cramps and pain, as well as pain and/or sleepiness in your left arm.

I feel (heart) attacked by this post.

Calm down, Sanford.