No need to send the estate agent, we’ll take the photos ourselves…

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25 Comments

just_chill@jlai.lu · 43 pts · 3y (4 replies)

We need to prove that the swimming pool is functional! (also that's kind of cute even if totally inapropriate, I love it)

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 3y

Me too! I love his expression.

Imhotep@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I honestly don't get it. Him being in the picture is inappropriate?

just_chill@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

To advertise a house you usually choose clean, profesionnal looking pictures. That one looks like a vacation picture, it does not fit the tone I guess. Also house selling pictures don't have people in it. (no weird sexual meaning here, just wrong context for that picture)

Imhotep@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 3y

no weird sexual meaning here

Too bad. Thanks for the explanation though

Seraph@kbin.social · 27 pts · 3y

It's beautiful, I see why they included the picture.

Also, the flowers are nice.

Today@lemm.ee · 27 pts · 3y (1 reply)

He doesn't own the house. He's just a dude that hangs out and uses the hot tub. He's staying when the house sells.

Rooty@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 3y

He also dispenses heart containers to adventurers passing by.

cheery_coffee@lemmy.ca · 22 pts · 3y (2 replies)
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ivanafterall@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

It'd make me think of all the things that happened in that hot tub before I moved in. Gonna need several deep clean cycles.

ma11en@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 3y

Hot Tub Babies!

domage@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (5 replies)

You are just being jealous.

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 29 pts · 3y (4 replies)

Jealous of a back deck with a hot tub surrounded by lovely flowers? Hell yeah I am! Even the dude looks like he’s be good company.

just_chill@jlai.lu · 7 pts · 3y (3 replies)

The look of contemptedness is meant to make you jealous so you want to buy the house and have what he has ! (this hapiness is unfortunately not tied to the hot tub, but now you can be in debt AND miserable in a hot tub)

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (2 replies)

I think you mean contentedness. You’re confusing content (being happy) with contempt (strong dislike or lack of respect). The sound fairly similar in English. I think it’s safe to say I’ll never own property, let alone one with a deck and hot tub! But I’m happy enough with a glass of wine in the bath 🛁

just_chill@jlai.lu · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Darn it ! I doubted myself and changed it before posting. thanks for correcting me, I need it sometimes.

SomeoneElse@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y

No problem! Your English is really really good - I checked your profile before I commented to check it wasn’t your native tongue!

FollyDolly@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I dunno I kinda want to buy the house more with a picture of this guy having a good hot tub time.

Magnetar@feddit.de · 6 pts · 3y

He looks so content in that pool, I want to feel like that, too.

icepuncher69@sh.itjust.works · 13 pts · 3y

Honestly this is adorable.

Steeve@lemmy.ca · 9 pts · 3y

Bob for scale

binchicken@lemmy.sdf.org · 8 pts · 3y

unbothered. moisturized. happy. in my lane. focused. flourishing.

crummysocks@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 3y
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_Sc00ter@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 3y

My neighbor is doing FSBO right now. He posted 12 pictures of his house. 4 are inside, and they only cover the kitchen and main living space. No bedrooms, no bathrooms, no basement... I don't understand

God_Is_Love@reddthat.com · 4 pts · 3y

Stop making me wake up the baby with laughter 😆

Bizarroland@kbin.social · 3 pts · 3y

Just so you know, that isn't the current homeowner. Bob and his family come with the property due to a technical loophole in the 18th amendment.

You can see he is quite happy with the arrangement.

doyoulikemyparka@feddit.uk · 1 pts · 3y

What are the other 81 photos like though?!