We are putting AI into this for a huge valuation. Get in NOW!

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Jake_Farm@sopuli.xyz · 20 pts · 1y

Bad Dragon robot butt plug?

Warl0k3@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This has got to be for shooting ridiculous amounts or radiation straight up your ass, right?

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 5 pts · 1y

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Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 16 pts · 1y (3 replies)

AI = Anal Inspection

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Anal Intelligence - it gives your ass the approximate smarts.
They call it 'The Smartass'.

Fiivemacs@lemmy.ca · 1 pts · 1y

I'd rather be a smart ass then a dumb ass

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

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scholar@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y

Rectum? Damn near killed'em.

TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 4 pts · 1y (5 replies)

what does it even do??

Crumbgrabber@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

I NEED THESE GODDAMN POWER POINTS DONE. MEETING WITH VCS TOMORROW. GET ON IT!!!!

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Apparently, it fixes chronic back pain...

Evil_Shrubbery@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y (1 reply)

ouRKaoS@lemmy.today · 4 pts · 1y

Thanks, I was too lazy to find that again for context!

YerbaYerba@lemm.ee · 1 pts · 1y

Rectal Irradiator