Report: The White House Easter Egg Roll is for sale

https://www.motherjones.com/politics/2025/03/white-house-easter-egg-roll-sponsorships/

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Especially_the_lies@startrek.website · 40 pts · 1y

The Tesla (sorry, Tesler) ad copy the president read in the White House driveway didn't give it away? This administration can be bought without any strings attached

N0body@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 35 pts · 1y (1 reply)

At this point, I think debasing his office is a sexual fetish. That also lines up with the pee tape.

Auk@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y

At this point, evidence suggests, he kegstand’d a urinal and gobbled down three turds and a cigarette butt.

tonytins@pawb.social · 17 pts · 1y

So we're reaching the One Nation under Copyright stage.

just_another_person@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Uh huh. And where would these proceeds be going exactly??

homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Oh. You know.

Someplaceunknown@lemm.ee · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

The what?

Lemjukes@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y

Think of it in a similar context to a ‘three legged race’ except it’s kids pushing eggs to ‘roll’ them towards a finish line. It’s an annual event held on the south lawn.

wreckedcarzz@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (5 replies)

As someone who is atheist/satanic, until I clicked the article I was like 'wtf do rolls [food] have to do with eggs and bunnies?'. I'm still pretty confused - I assume they roll some eggs down a slide or something - but apparently it's a tradition so it doesn't have to make sense.

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y (3 replies)

This is like a contest between the vegan, the lawyer, and the atheist.
Who will be the first to let you know?
Can't wait for the three-in-one.

Auk@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (2 replies)

I went to Harvard, so I know quite a many other Harvard graduates, and Yale. Princeton.

miss_demeanour@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Are you fluent in Esperanto?

Auk@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I’ve been accused of having an enviable Dartmouth.

AA5B@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

Here’s another: my family has a traditional Easter breakfast featuring “cheese”. But this “cheese” is eggs.

I don’t see anything like it online in the brief time I looked, but I imagine I have to some how break free of search results only containing contemporary and sponsored links and I just don’t have the time now

JeeBaiChow@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Sponsored by hooters?