The Trump Administration Accidentally Texted Me Its Dinner Plans - AMA

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11 Comments

neidu3@sh.itjust.works · 14 pts · 1y (3 replies)

What's your favorite dinosaur? 🦕

Blackout@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Carnitastaurus

ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Denver

ShittyBeatlesFCPres@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

He died as he lived: rad as fuck.

xmunk@sh.itjust.works · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Can you confirm that Trump had a quart of gravy with a side of hollandaise for lunch? During the meal did he indeed steal some of RFK Jr's beef tallow fried clubbed seal to dip in it?

Blackout@fedia.io · 14 pts · 1y (1 reply)

RFK doesnt eat clubbed seal anymore. He prefers them slowly boiled to death to preserve the umami

CmdrShepard42@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

I thought he preferred his seals rotted in the sun for at least a week before eating them. It really softens up the meat and it melts off the bone.

Blackout@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Thank you for all the questions, this now concludes my AMA.

Kissaki@feddit.org · 4 pts · 1y

3

Yeah seems like a good number for an ama

kat_angstrom@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Were those burgers beef, ostrich, buffalo, elk, or something else?

Blackout@fedia.io · 12 pts · 1y

The didn't lay off everyone. People go missing in the white house all the time.