And then they can purchase NFTs with pictures of gold bars with zany expressions on them with those bitcoins - they'll make trillions, or maybe even gazillions that way!
This is so stupid it makes me want to actually go to hackernews and read the comments for this article so I can laugh my ass at some really smart techbro defending this.
The most powerful recorded geomagnetic storm back in 1859 set fire to telegraph stations worldwide, but records indicate very few incidents involving a correlated sudden disappearance of gold bars.
18 Comments
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 43 pts · 1y
Exchange physical assets for virtual assets... This administration is GENIUS!!!
/s what a bunch of fuckheads
silverlose@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
I love your username. It makes me want to start a project to bury him called “operation durian”
MuskyMelon@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y
Aw no! I will not allow the durian, the King of Fruits, to be besmirched!!!
The musky melon however is the Tesla of fruits... Shitty and sinking fast
MiniMoose4Free@lemm.ee · 28 pts · 1y
Oh god...
NigelFrobisher@aussie.zone · 19 pts · 1y
I didn’t have “Reverse Marshall Plan” on my 21st Century bingo card, but here we are.
Podunk@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y
Ive never heard it myself refered to it as "reserved marshall plan", but damn it if you arent right.
Thats exactly what it is.
Ffs
Goun@lemmy.ml · 18 pts · 1y
Lol this is so funny, and sad, and funny. But sad.
toy_boat_toy_boat@lemmy.world · 15 pts · 1y
paging mike judge.. paging mike judge..
Thcdenton@lemmy.world · 13 pts · 1y
So we laundering money to China now lol
NaibofTabr@infosec.pub · 11 pts · 1y
And to the cryptocurrency industry that helped fund Trump's campaign, whose assets will suddenly appreciate substantially.
Swedneck@discuss.tchncs.de · 9 pts · 1y
russia, surely?
doctortofu@reddthat.com · 12 pts · 1y
And then they can purchase NFTs with pictures of gold bars with zany expressions on them with those bitcoins - they'll make trillions, or maybe even gazillions that way!
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y
You ever just wanna facepalm with your fist?
Retro_unlimited@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Bankrupt a country speed run?
Deadeyegai@lemmy.world · 6 pts · 1y
Jesus fucking christ
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 1y
This is so stupid it makes me want to actually go to hackernews and read the comments for this article so I can laugh my ass at some really smart techbro defending this.
ddash@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y
Now we're talking!
TedDallas@programming.dev · 2 pts · 1y
The most powerful recorded geomagnetic storm back in 1859 set fire to telegraph stations worldwide, but records indicate very few incidents involving a correlated sudden disappearance of gold bars.