I made my guardian look like Jesus and it makes scenes with him the funniest things in the world

That line hits a lot differently when it's being said by Jesus Christ wearing a suit of armor.

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Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 3y (6 replies)

If he is supposed to be Jesus why isn't he blonde?

Gutless2615@ttrpg.network · 11 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Jesus was block, Ronald Reagan was the devil, and the government is lying to you about 9/11.

Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Nice argument. Unfortunately, I'm inside your walls

Naz@lemmy.one · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

hits wall with a sledgehammer

about 5 million centipedes pour out

"Oh, so that's what they meant"

Yes, I am a shapeshifting skinwalker. How did you know?

Nythos@sh.itjust.works · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

What’s that even from because I’ve heard it in a PeelingFlesh album and nowhere else

The Boondocks animated cartoon, season 1 episode 1. https://youtu.be/uwOq8zB-ido

You've inspired me.

Ghost33313@kbin.social · 7 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I specifically chose a shredded body type cos it was funnier lmao

Historically accurate Jesus no less

Lol my guardian looks similar, more half elf and hair is different colors slightly at the part. Good stuff.

DaughterOfMars@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 2y (4 replies)

This is going to make the beginning of act 3 really awkward

Laffytaffer@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (3 replies)

I'm just about to finish act 1 so I cannot wait to find out what you mean by this

DaughterOfMars@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 2y (2 replies)

Let's just say the King of the Jews will soon be known as The Emperor.

Just got to act 3, this was the perfect comment to set my expectations.

Unsurprising considering that armor, I'm sure I'm going to be sobbing from laughter.

Crow@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 2y

I’m the only one who made my guardian an E-thot?