Child support

My 6 month old wrote my masters dissertation about the effects of plagiarism on the academic integrity of preschool PhD programs. She's brilliant and meta.

Damn. My 8 month old bit me.

I think you're missing a 'not' after the comma. Your comment was somewhat difficult to parse

I only realised after reading your comment.

Bro... if the message is a lie, such a picture without seeing the baby is also fake. All you need is a doll with baby clothes and a baby doesn't even have such a balance.

Because his white fit will get filthy?

Yeah, what a shitty daughter. When I was that age I would've just bought my mom a new car.

Because you bought the bait of an obviously photoshopped picture?

Mother of the year

My 2 year old walked 9 miles uphill in a shitstorm to buy me a pack of Lucky Strikes and a 40 of Hurricane. Little bastard is such a problem solver. He took a garbage can lid and used it to sled the shit back home. He earned his slimjim and chocolate milk that day.

I expect him to be a cage fighter when he grows up but it wouldn’t surprise me if he becomes an assanot. He swears one day he’s gonna send me a selfie where he moons me from the moon.

He’s a single father himself though so he knows what I go through.

Because you just got wooshed.

I know right? Have any of these posters met a baby? They're too short for this.

Ye of little faith.

I don't know why you got downvoted, a 7 month old cannot even speak