Kansas reports measles outbreak with 23 cases as infections rise across U.S.

https://www.cbsnews.com/news/kansas-measles-cases-outbreak/

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vegeta@lemmy.world · 33 pts · 1y

I finally get it. They are intentionally getting measles, and therefore spots, so that they will blend in with all of the leopards. They knew Trump had a way where the leopards wouldn't eat THEIR faces.

Sir_Kevin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 19 pts · 1y

Lemmist@lemm.ee · 18 pts · 1y
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some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 17 pts · 1y

I lived there age 10-21. Can say with certainty, what a stupid fucking state.

MyOpinion@lemm.ee · 15 pts · 1y

MAGA morons are being revealed across the country by the sickness of their children.

Freshparsnip@lemm.ee · 11 pts · 1y

And what's the secretary of health doing about it? Trying to discredit vaccines

My_IFAKs___gone@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)

At least they'll get the distinction of being called The Measles Generation.

griff@lemmings.world · 7 pts · 1y

Measle Weasels—spot their marks!

RidderSport@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y

Well we could retroactively name all generations eligible for the 2024 vote as the measler-maler generations

aramis87@fedia.io · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

We knew it was going to spread on spring break, and it's going to spread more when the college kids head home for the summer. :/

Mbourgon@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
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_chris@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y

If only there was some way to have prevented this!

faberyayo@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y

Group immunity, great strategy! /s

NauticalNoodle@lemmy.ml · 2 pts · 1y

so fucking lame...