Babysitter checking for monsters finds man hiding under child's bed

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11 Comments

ogmios@sh.itjust.works · 51 pts · 1y (4 replies)

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Amanduh@lemm.ee · 31 pts · 1y

Better title is "man not allowed at house found at house he's not allowed at"

Dragonstaff@leminal.space · 15 pts · 1y (1 reply)

He is charged with aggravated kidnapping. Possibly why there's a protection order against him? Definitely a lot of information missing.

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Wtf

magnetosphere@fedia.io · 41 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Note to others: the title is not clickbait. It’s exactly as weird as it sounds. What the fuck.

What the fuck.

Literally what I said when I saw this was not satire

some_dude@lemm.ee · 30 pts · 1y (5 replies)

That kid is scarred. For. Life.

peregrin5@lemm.ee · 26 pts · 1y (1 reply)

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So I'm 34

No joke

I put the box spring right on the floor. My kid can't worry. I can't worry.

Because if there was a dude under the bed or even a creepy crawly I would probably scream like a little girl.

nul9o9@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Kid: There's a monster under my bed.

Lady: There isn't.

Kid: Check please.

Lady: Ok.... screams in terror

Nollij@sopuli.xyz · 11 pts · 1y

I would totally do that even if there was nothing there.

Related: You should not hire me as a babysitter.

Slightly ameliorated by being Told You So Champion 🏆 of 2025.

This is like a spooky urban legend, but it really happened