the virus will spread

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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 35 pts · 1y (4 replies)

Me: Don’t worry its just Nausea and Coughing

Notices suddenly all rush in at once for .... Rash, Insomnia, Cysts, Anaemia, Vomiting, Pneumonia, Sneezing, Sweating, Paranoia, Hyper Sensitivity, Abscesses, Haemophilia, Pulmonary Oedema, Fever, Inflammation, Tumours, Diarrhoea, Pulmonary Fibrosis, Immune Suppression, Skin Lesions, Seizures, Paralysis, Systemic Infection, Internal Haemorrhaging, Dysentery and Insanity

Me: .... wow that was terrible

More notices pop up for .. Necrosis, Hemorrhagic Shock, Coma, Total Organ Failure

umbrella@lemmy.ml · 10 pts · 1y (2 replies)
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ininewcrow@lemmy.ca · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It's airborne and in the water

DmMacniel@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y

in the water

Here we go again, closing the Pools.

Skullgrid@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

ah yes someone else with my obvious strat for "extremely contagious, no symptoms or ill effects...for now", then "this virus has given you every symptom and ill effect"

some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 30 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I love that game. I rediscover it every couple of years and get really into it all over again.

Contemporarium@lemm.ee · 2 pts · 1y

What’s it called again?

Edit: it’s plague inc

JPAKx4@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Is there a special mode where being an American is a disease? Because it would explain why the US wants Greenland so bad

gibmiser@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y

Yes, but it doesn't name names. Basically you can use disinformation to prevent awareness and reduce masking and other spread reduction techniques.

captain_aggravated@sh.itjust.works · 5 pts · 1y

Shut. Down. Madagascar.

EldritchFeminity@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

That doesn't look like Texas...