Pants are symbolic of modern degeneracy. Are we too ASHAMED to let our legs free? Do we lock them in cages because we are afraid? It's unnatural! Humans did not evolve to wear pants. Only maybe sweatpants are okay. End the TYRANNY of HARD PANTS. No more I say!
26 Comments
Cano@lemm.ee · 49 pts · 1y
"That's very interesting ma'am, so do you confirm that the naked woman caught on CCTV in front of the kindergarten was you?"
spectr@lemmy.world · 51 pts · 1y
Am I being detained?
Cano@lemm.ee · 36 pts · 1y
Yes, you're going to horny jail.
spectr@lemmy.world · 34 pts · 1y
This is democracy manifest.
swab148@lemm.ee · 23 pts · 1y
Ah, I see you know your judo well
glitchdx@lemmy.world · 36 pts · 1y
There's a time and a place for pants, as personal protective equipment when performing manual labor.
I enjoy not having my shoes filled with concrete and sawdust.
I also enjoy switching to a skirt as soon as I'm off work :3
Love the energy tho
hedge_lord@lemmy.world · 23 pts · 1y
Pants are symbolic of modern degeneracy. Are we too ASHAMED to let our legs free? Do we lock them in cages because we are afraid? It's unnatural! Humans did not evolve to wear pants. Only maybe sweatpants are okay. End the TYRANNY of HARD PANTS. No more I say!
brysmi@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
You can tug off my pants off with your cold dead hands!
Wait, that didn't come out right.
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
We talked about this, the zombies don't want you for your brains! Wait no, that's not right...
Smorty@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 7 pts · 1y
yis i dun lik my legs... ;(
ayyy@sh.itjust.works · 6 pts · 1y
But hard pants cover up the silhouette of the AssBlaster9000 I wear out in public!
Ziglin@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y
But leggings are comfy and hide leg hair when wearing skirts.
Hoimo@ani.social · 21 pts · 1y
Found an ally in the fight against pants
kepix@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
have fun riding a motorbike in underpants
spectr@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
That's the idea :3
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
Please don't do that, in all seriousness.
death_to_carrots@feddit.org · 9 pts · 1y
Where does underware become pants? Shouldn't we all go commando?
kittenzrulz123@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 9 pts · 1y
Agreed, I prefer skirts :3
callyral@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y
i love wearing pants but
the weatherforces me to wear shorts...TriflingToad@sh.itjust.works · 2 pts · 1y
I'm the opposite lol
Maggoty@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y
Generally if I'm doing something with guns I want pants. Brass is hot if nothing else ...
ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.org · 5 pts · 1y
Fake lined paper
sem@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 1y
What's "pants" hobbitses?
letsgo@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
aya@leminal.space · 3 pts · 1y
wish i could not wear pants , i don’t have that luxury tho . 💔💔
umbrella@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 1y
damn my office job
gamermanh@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
Pants are for squares