why doesnt my fbi agent ever like my posts? ive been trying to impress them for years with my internet searches but they never interact with my content :(

Don't worry, we're still here :) Our work is just classified so if we ever interacted with you we'd be killed on the sp

Is this inspired by something? It seems so familiar dèja-vu-ish

I'm sure they do in their way. Someday you'll be together

You might have scared em off when you said you dont got cake :(