Microsoft's New AI Can Detect "Ethics" Before They Become "Problems"

https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-06-microsoft-new-ai

Emotional Surveillance System Aims to Preempt Conscience-Driven Disruptions

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9 Comments

aviationeast@lemmy.world · 17 pts · 1y

Clippy: I see your are wrestling with your conscious. Would you like me to make the decision for you?

Clippy: OK, please run over the children, the CEOs are more important.

Maeve@midwest.social · 11 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Please say this is satire.

reseller_pledge609@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 12 pts · 1y (1 reply)

IsGlitch is similar to The Onion. Pure believable satire.

Maeve@midwest.social · 5 pts · 1y

Thank you much.

CarbonIceDragon@pawb.social · 8 pts · 1y

I believe, based on what I see whenever I notice this community on /all, that this community is for a satire website, so probably.

YewEyeOwe31@lemmings.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

It looks like the article was written by an Alexa Turing, which could be a real name… but seems a little bit too on the nose.

Edit: yeah, it’s satire, check the community about section.

Maeve@midwest.social · 3 pts · 1y

Ah I didn't catch the author name. Thanks!

timewarp@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y
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Etterra@discuss.online · 3 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I hate living in the future.

LodeMike@lemmy.today · 3 pts · 1y

Reminder that this is satire. But yeah...