Sometimes I think the primary purpose of having two hands is to pet two cats simultaneously.

My cats fully agree with this assessment.

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AbouBenAdhem@lemmy.world · 12 pts · 1y (5 replies)

Ok... but then what’s the purpose of not having three hands?

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y

A question for the ages…

lath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y

You'll be stretched too thin to fully enjoy the fluffiness.

Maeve@kbin.earth · 8 pts · 1y

Evolution is slow.

Mr_Fish@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Now we learn what Dr Octopus' true goal was

Brian437@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

You got feet in case you run out of hands

vk6flab@lemmy.radio · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Only sometimes?

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y

Other times they require me to use the hands to open cat food.

MentalEdge@sopuli.xyz · 9 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Me, with only one cat: I'm doing life incorrectly

Zorsith@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 6 pts · 1y (1 reply)

May the cat distribution system quickly rectify this... wrongness. Two there should be, no more, no less. A Master and an apprentice.

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

"Only a single cat owner deals in meowbsolutes."

SolidShake@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y (1 reply)

This is the first upvoteable shower thought I've seen on Lemmy

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 1 pts · 1y

I took this as a huge compliment by the way. Thanks. :)

RamblingPanda@lemmynsfw.com · 6 pts · 1y (2 replies)

As someone with two dogs: don't fall for this. This is all just big cat propaganda.

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I have 2 cats and 2 dogs. It's a problem

MissJinx@lemmy.world · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I had to travel for work this week and I'm sleeping in this huge bed in an awesome hotel and just thought "I miss my cats". No really. I fucking Love those 2! I love my dogs too but they don't sleep with me

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 3 pts · 1y

I miss mine when I travel, too. It's always nice to come home to their complete disinterest, too. "Oh it's you again" lol. Until dinner time when suddenly they are a fan again!

Actually one of my two greets me right away, but the other one likes to give me the cold shoulder for a couple hours after I come home from a trip, to let me know how unhappy she is with the whole situation. When I haven't been away, she's always a sweetheart.

HootinNHollerin@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y

One for each kitty in the kitty holsters