[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
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[Alt Text: A flowchart for whether or not you should purchase Ikea's shark plushie, Blahaj (you should). All parts of the flowchart lead to buying Blahaj.]
10 Comments
Obsidiman@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 12 pts · 3y
This is ginger erasure (we don't have souls)
JackRiddle@sh.itjust.works · 7 pts · 3y
What if I already sold my soul for blåhaj?
Fabulous@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
Go back to "Do you have possessions?" step and sell Blåhaj to buy Blåhaj
Brisolo32@lemmy.eco.br · 5 pts · 3y
What if I dont have an IKEA
general_kitten@sopuli.xyz · 5 pts · 3y
travel to IKEA
StarlightRose@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 4 pts · 3y
We must liberate our savior, Blåhaj, frob the prisons of ikea
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 3y
Understandable. I prefer the nonstandard colours of the (not so) blahaj though. :3
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
I want a blajah, a pink blajah and the rare golden blajah. Unfortunately I don't think IKEA sells them at my location :(
BautAufWasEuchAufbaut@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y
I don't think IKEA sells other colours at all?
sneezycat@sopuli.xyz · 1 pts · 3y
Really? I have seen other colors and assumed they were official, but maybe you're right.
homestuck@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 1 pts · 3y