I'd start by checking who ordered a bunch of doritos at the office.
600 pounds of marijuana stolen from Colorado State Patrol evidence trailer
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/04/09/600-pounds-marijuana-stolen-colorado-state-patrol/
https://www.denverpost.com/2025/04/09/600-pounds-marijuana-stolen-colorado-state-patrol/
I'd start by checking who ordered a bunch of doritos at the office.
10 Comments
watson387@sopuli.xyz · 19 pts · 1y
"Stolen"
Hylactor@sopuli.xyz · 17 pts · 1y
"600 lbs". If I had my weight measured by the same cops that measure drugs I'd weigh as much as a Honda Civic.
supersquirrel@sopuli.xyz · 15 pts · 1y
wait a minute did it have this monkey doing something obscene with a banana on the marijuana??
Bonesince1997@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y
Bring Jerry Giraffe in for a line up.
perishthethought@lemm.ee · 4 pts · 1y
Shenanigans
Nasan@sopuli.xyz · 4 pts · 1y
It's Afghanistanimation
tacosanonymous@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Don’t let ze great Satan tempt you vith the vestern culture. You must remain true to ze Taliban warlord.
Nastybutler@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y
tlekiteki@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 10 pts · 1y
theft, huh?
chicken@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 3 pts · 1y
They were just going to destroy it so might as well