Shopify Employee Promoted for AI That Generates Anti-AI Excuses

https://isglitch.com/article/2025-04-10-shopify-employee-promoted

Tool creates plausible reasons why artificial intelligence cannot replace human labor

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panathea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 5 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I ate this onion so hard

CarbonatedPastaSauce@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Don't feel bad, in my almost 30 years of working for big corps, I've seen way, WAY dumber shit than this come from exec management.

SatyrSack@feddit.org · 2 pts · 1y (1 reply)

I feel like I am missing something here. I understand this is satire, but I do not understand the narrative.

  • Company embraces AI tools
  • Company enacts policy stating that when employees request any additional resources, they must justify why they cannot simply use AI to perform that task instead
  • Employee creates tool that generates a nonsense justification
  • Using this tool to request resources, employees keep their jobs because leadership thinks AI cannot do those jobs
  • Company awards employee for creating that tool

Why would a company that is going all-in on AI tools embrace a tool that negates that? Is that the irony of the joke?

panathea@lemmy.blahaj.zone · 3 pts · 1y

Yes, the joke is that they promoted him for using AI while that AI is used to justify not using AI.