Ancestors vs. the mundane

This format got too little attention. So much unrealized potential here.

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Gullible@sh.itjust.works · 21 pts · 1y (1 reply)

You mean my husband is still watching me from just out of view? Thank you, itโ€™s been so difficult to climax since he passed.

EstonianGuy@lemm.ee · 8 pts · 1y

Yeah he and both your ancestors, hope i helped!

illumrial@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 1y (1 reply)

My cavemen ancestors would be jazzed at all the good porn out there.

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

Legitimately 1000x better than cave paintings or statues of uber-thicc cavewomen with massive knockers. Takes the whole imagination out of it, but no one really seems to care that rubbing one out is less challenging this way lol

lath@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 1y (1 reply)

"Back in my day we used to use pork lard and goat intestines for that!"

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

In 2025 we use a Bad Dragon sleeve and Organic All Vegetable Shortening.

TabbsTheBat@pawb.social · 7 pts · 1y (2 replies)

Listen man, if grandma is still watching me do it, she must be into it /s

TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 16 pts · 1y (1 reply)

Funny you should mention that.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 5 pts · 1y

I laughed so hard, I choked.

Brewchin@lemmy.world · 7 pts · 1y

Similar to: "Tradition" is peer pressure from dead people. ๐Ÿ˜„

P00ptart@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 1y

The bands on my bedroom walls certainly got an eyeful.

JoMiran@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y

Ah yes, the ghost of "that" uncle.

fossilesque@mander.xyz · 4 pts · 1y (1 reply)
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TrojanRoomCoffeePot@lemmy.world · 2 pts · 1y

Like a gigantic three-toed Chocobo bird, I guess.