My dieffenbachia and I have gone wild [f] NSFW

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BadAdvice@lemmy.world · 9 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Fuck yeah gimme more plant smut.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 3y

I know we are all really here for the dirty plants

Account_for_lewding@lemmynsfw.com · 8 pts · 3y (1 reply)

Looks like the dieffenbachia is into bondage as well.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y

Lmao!! It enjoys a few kinks (It was actually getting top heavy so I had to secure it after I repotted it)

fututio_enjoyer@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I'd dieffenbachia, if you know what I mean

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y

Ooo that’s nastyyy

honigmilch91@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y
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secretsquid@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (10 replies)

But what about the lil plant hiding in the background?

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 5 pts · 3y (9 replies)

Ohh that’s my peace lily! She’s pretty shy

secretsquid@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (8 replies)

Cute! You take care of a lot of plants?

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (7 replies)

I have a fair amount for my tiny apartment. My dream one day is to have a small backyard and maybe even a sunroom 😍

secretsquid@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (6 replies)

I have quite a few house plants too! All easy to care for though.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Yeah most are mine too. I have an orchid but the rest are pretty low maintenance. Do you have a fave?

assayer@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I have a Ficus Audrey that I quite enjoy. I have also cloned several from a Ficus Lyrata and they are taking over.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 2y

Nice! I've always wanted to get a ficus!!

secretsquid@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Oooh, hard to choose -- I have a pretty Christmas cactus and some philodendrons that grow like wild 😋 is the orchid your favorite?

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y

Ooo i really like those too. I got a Christmas cactus cutting a few months ago and it’s been growing pretty well. And yes the orchid is one of faves. I have a monstera that I also love. It’s roots are crazy!!

assayer@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (6 replies)

😍 What a lush foliage! I wonder if she is nervous that you might want to trim it down. 😅

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (5 replies)

Her bushy foliage is too beautiful to trim!

assayer@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (4 replies)

And too dangerous to put in the mouth. 😒

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (3 replies)

Hahaha I was warned about the sap so I avoid chewing on the leaves

assayer@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y (2 replies)

Reading Wikipedia, some of the side effects don't sound miserable: "contact with Dieffenbachia (typically from chewing) can cause a host of unpleasant symptoms, including …, excessive drooling, and localized swelling" Although most of them are less benign. Anyway, nice house plant, nicer body.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 3y (1 reply)

I too can cause these symptoms

assayer@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y

I am well aware of this fact 🤤

CorporalClimax@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y (4 replies)

those yellow tips make me concerned. Does it have enough moisture? Maybe if you could turn around and check the pot for dampness. I'll wait here...

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y (3 replies)

hahahaha you have a good eye. I actually wasn't watering enough for a while!! But dont worry it's well watered now

CorporalClimax@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

mm I saw that!

HornyGuy@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y (1 reply)

The best plant advice is deep in the comments of !gonewild.

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 2 pts · 2y

lmao!! this is where I find all my planting advice

Incoe@lemmynsfw.com · 4 pts · 2y

This is a fresh take on 'girl with a bush' 😉 You look stunning.

fuzzypeach@kinkyelephant.com · 3 pts · 3y (1 reply)

@Mari_0520 gorgeous!

Mari_0520@lemmynsfw.com · 3 pts · 3y

Thank you <33

boobs_lover@lemmynsfw.com · 1 pts · 1y

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