Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter's habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn't reproduce as much ;)
This is the same format of "source" my buddy would show me when he rambled on about COVID conspiracies. Or flat earth stuff. His source was always someone putting random images and text snippets together instead of a legit news/research source. We no longer talk about stuff and stick to literally nothing controversial.
Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they're worse - it's true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can't say that, can they? No they can't because they don't do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won't talk about that will they folks, no they won't. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won't do it but I'll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there
21 Comments
halvar@lemm.ee · 35 pts · 3y
Gonna need more evidence than that, to belive such bullshit
maxcharacterlimit@reddthat.com · 17 pts · 3y
ChickenLadyLovesLife@lemmy.world · 5 pts · 3y
There's no such thing as "Crab People". They're just Lizard People dressed as crabs.
Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc · 4 pts · 3y
I cannot stand idly by this baseless accusation.
TheOakTree@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 3y
Rumor has it that the great crab disappearance was a result of Joe Biden dumping adrenochrome in the ocean to cover Hunter's habits, it turned the crabs gay and they didn't reproduce as much ;)
csolisr@communities.azkware.net · 2 pts · 3y
Israel is just a way to hide their other name: Judea. And you know that Judea sounds a LOT like Jew-dea
Ducks@ducks.dev · 20 pts · 3y
You wouldn't believe it, but people who live in Israel are called Israelis. Very suspicious indeed.
Fluba@lemdro.id · 19 pts · 3y
This is the same format of "source" my buddy would show me when he rambled on about COVID conspiracies. Or flat earth stuff. His source was always someone putting random images and text snippets together instead of a legit news/research source. We no longer talk about stuff and stick to literally nothing controversial.
Batman@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 3y
Occam's razor says you have no friends.
Batman@lemmy.ca · 0 pts · 3y
Occam's razor says you have no friends.
Little8Lost@feddit.de · 16 pts · 3y
Simply unbelivable
TimeSquirrel@kbin.social · 11 pts · 3y
Most business owners there are Israeli citizens too, coincidence? There's something weird going on, I'm just asking questions, guys.
Facebones@reddthat.com · 3 pts · 3y
Clearly a yuge conspiracy against Americans, everyone knows Americans are the best businessmen, anyone who says different only says that because they're worse - it's true, folks, these people love to lie - after my christening I closed a 7 figure deal, they can't say that, can they? No they can't because they don't do christenings there, very sad, very rude to the Christian population those Christians always getting the short end of the stick but they won't talk about that will they folks, no they won't. I will though, somebody has to stand up for those righteous oppressed people and the media sure won't do it but I'll make sure everybody knows that Americans are getting a shit deal there
ren@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 3y
Oh shit! This is going straight on Qanon Facebook right now! My mom's brother needs to know!
HurlingDurling@lemm.ee · 10 pts · 3y
Image doesn't load any more. What was this about?
WtfEvenIsExistence@reddthat.com · 19 pts · 3y
some_guy@lemmy.sdf.org · 6 pts · 3y
I actually thought it was pretty clever. Now to work in the "blood libel".
Also, did you know Jews are JEWish?! Be sure to like and subscribe.
Facebones@reddthat.com · 1 pts · 3y
WRONG
adora@kbin.social · 4 pts · 3y
it's a parody conspiracy post.
it will prob load for you now
nehl@lemmy.world · 8 pts · 3y
I gotta know, is this satire or real?
bloodfart@lemmy.ml · 3 pts · 3y
Da joos
Hypnos9@artemis.camp · 2 pts · 3y
This is such a shocking revalation! I never knew!
deras@sopuli.xyz · 2 pts · 3y
Pfft... Another bs conspiracy... 😐