His schedule is clear

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aeronmelon@lemmy.world · 20 pts · 1y (1 reply)

When this doctor mentions hindsight, he’s not talking about having a better understanding of past events.

This doctor is a colonoscopy specialist.

Viking_Hippie@lemmy.dbzer0.com · 4 pts · 1y

I'd like to speak with a proctologist.

Not because there's anything wrong, I just want to know what makes a highly educated person specialize in sick assholes. Outside of politics, I mean.

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 13 pts · 1y (2 replies)

They're built like if Legos and Miis had a child. Like the face and the hands, but the roundness combine together is just so funny.

merde@sh.itjust.works · 19 pts · 1y (1 reply)

more Playmobil than Lego?

playmobil

Dreaming_Novaling@lemmy.zip · 2 pts · 1y

Forgot these funky dudes exists. Yes, exactly them. I love it and I'm giggling at how dumb it is.

palordrolap@fedia.io · 9 pts · 1y

Reminds me of Tommy Cooper's joke: "The Invisible Man's at the door." "Tell him I can't see him."

Pretty sure that became a doctor joke in many school yard repeats, if not also Christmas crackers and other places whimsical jokes tend to turn up.

Winterfrost@lemm.ee · 6 pts · 1y

My dad is an ophthalmologist & highly myopic, he can't see shit just a foot from him without glasses 🤓