cross-posted from: https://lemmy.blahaj.zone/post/24508067
::: spoiler show transcript isawken posts:
just got fired from my job reading erotic fiction for audiobooks because i kept pronouncing “penetrates” like it was a greek philosopher :::
his book was a hard read but it had some deep messages
9 Comments
disguy_ovahea@lemmy.world · 64 pts · 1y
Testicles, swollen with desire
Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world · 32 pts · 1y
Follicles, hairy and warm.
errer@lemmy.world · 10 pts · 1y
Fornicates, hard and slick
univers3man@lemmy.world · 11 pts · 1y
Shaka, when the walls fell.
dalekcaan@lemm.ee · 3 pts · 1y
Temba, his arms wide.
morrowind@lemmy.ml · 4 pts · 1y
I have a strong desire to record myself reading everything in this thread
Asafum@feddit.nl · 18 pts · 1y
Good ol' Penetrates was never bored, no matter what it was he could get into it.
vane@lemmy.world · 14 pts · 1y
Was Penetrates living on Dildos island ?
HowAbt2morrow@futurology.today · 2 pts · 1y
Deep thoughts. Oh so deep.